Last week, we had a few accidents. Three to be exact.
And I guess I shouldn’t say we….cause it was me….not my kids. (Did I really just admit that?)
Sometimes I forget the fact I have pushed four children out of my, well, you know… and that process can leave permanent damaged. Things don’t quite snap back to the way they used to be.
That being said, there are a few activities I should avoid from now on…or at least make sure I’m wearing a pantyliner…or Depends.
1) Trampoline Warehouses (or whatever they’re called)… I recently discovered we lived near one of those trampoline places, it’s kind of like the bouncey house places but with trampolines all over. It didn’t take but four jumps before I felt it. Oops. This was going to be a problem. But by that time, I figured the damage was already done and there was no way I wasn’t going to stop jumping. It was so fun! So yeah, I might have smelled like sweat and urine, but I just stayed close to my 3 year old so people would think it was him.
2) Jumping Rope…you would have thought I would have learned from number one. But no. When my girls asked me to join in, I wanted to show off my mad jump roping skills. Bad idea.
3) Duck Dynasty… if you haven’t watched this, make sure you have emptied your bladder before you do. Even before I had kids, laughing too hard would cause a little leakage so I should have seen it coming…duh. The episode of Kay & Phil getting their picture taken by the pet photographer did me in. The wet spot on our floor? I just blamed it on our incontinent dog.
Maybe next time I’ll use her diapers.
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